I just received the following in an email from my mom entitled “Shopping Experience”. It was not until the punchline that I realized it was a joke. That surely made it even funnier for me!
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
You shouldn’t have mentioned that it was a joke until after the quote! Then you could have fooled us, too. Still funny, though! *hugs*