If you were electrocuted by overhead power lines at Talladega Speedway while erecting a flag honoring your favorite NASCAR driver…
…you might have been a redneck.
Source: Two killed outside Talladega track in electrocution
I’ve noticed something here in the Seattle area this early Spring: there are not many lilac shrubs to be found.
Lilac blossoms are, to me, the apex of the olifactory world’s offerings. Nothing soothes me, distracts me, riles me or whisks my mind away like the scent of lilacs in bloom. If they bloomed […]
One of my more saucy (salty?) co-workers just sent this one to the “All” group here at the office. It made me giggle enough that I had to post it here as well.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My, what […]
Tiger Woods recently caught hell from the British press for saying something to the effect of “I putted like a spaz.”
What a crock of shit.
It would seem that the term “spaz” has a derogatory meaning in Great Britain and other (European?) countries that equates directly back to spastic paralysis, a form of cerebral palsy.
I could […]
Several years’ worth of marketing eroded my will to resist any further, so I gave in today and snagged a can of Red Bull with my lunch.
Can I just say this stuff better give me wings? It tastes like something that ought not be imbibed.
Anyway, I just got back after a short bathroom break. […]